Well, hello there! I’m Maude! I would prefer my name to be Her Most High Imperial Doggy Majesty. Oh well.
I have a human named Clara. She’s a good human, and gives me lots of treats. She lets me do whatever I want! Well, mostly. I can’t chase the cats…. *sigh*
Look at that cat! It’s just begging to be chased! Someday… someday….
I love to play fetch! Here I am playing fetch with Clara.
Ahh… that was last summer, when I turned four! Clara made me a cake with dog biscuits and peanut butter.
I love to explore! Sometimes, the human kids take me in the woods, where I can get myself and them all muddy.
See? I love mud!
Here I am, sniffing down a ferocious beast near the creek!
After I get muddy, I have to get a bath. I hate baths! Though I do look very beautiful after I’m all clean:
This is a picture of me when I won a pet photo contest! I am quite flattering, don’t you think?
Here I am being silly! 😛
Thanks for reading, humans! Be sure to comment and tell me how cute I am!
Isn’t Maude adorable? 😉 I had fun writing this!